Brawndo Bumper Sticker

8.75” x 3” Matte Waterproof Bumper Sticker
Because electrolytes = horsepower.

You’ve heard of gas. You’ve heard of electric. But real legends?
They power their ride with Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.
Because it’s got what plants crave… and apparently, what your engine screams for.

This matte waterproof bumper sticker is perfect for:
🚗 Cars that go “vroom” then “broooo”
🧃 People who think motor oil is just spicy Gatorade
🧠 Citizens of the year 2505, or at least those living like it

Built to survive sun, rain, and energy-drink-fueled regret, this sticker sticks harder than a Brawndo-fueled fever dream. It’s like NOS, but dumber. And way more electrolytes.

Matte finish – to reduce glare while blinding others with your taste.
Waterproof – because moisture is everywhere and hydration is war.
8.75 inches of pure, unregulated marketing energy.

Slap it on your bumper. Confuse your neighbors. Mutilate thirst and logic.

It’s got what stickers crave.