Brawndo Snapback

Your favorite sports drink snap back

It's not just a hat. It's a lifestyle. A poorly regulated, highly caffeinated lifestyle.

Strap in, hydrate aggressively, and let the world know you only wear Brawndo — not on your body... inside your body... but also now on your head.

This teal snapback hat screams, “I’ve got electrolytes AND a questionable understanding of science!”
Styled like the world’s most intense sports drink logo, this cap is the headwear equivalent of punching a vending machine and yelling "I FIXED IT."

Perfect for:
💧 Athletes
💧 Gamers
💧 Time travelers from 2505
💧 Anyone who thinks water is for toilets

Features include:
⚡️ Bright teal color – so subtlety can’t find you
⚡️ Bold “Brawndo” logo – in full sports drink intensity font
⚡️ Adjustable snapback – because one size fits all thirst mutilators
⚡️ Unofficial FDA approval (not recommended)

This hat doesn’t block the sun — it challenges it to a cage match.

Wear it to the gym, to work, to your congressional hearing. Anywhere people need to know you’re fueled by caffeine, chaos, and whatever the hell electrolytes are.

Brawndo. It’s got what your head craves.