Breadstick Party Tonight Strapback

When you’re here, you’re... punk.

Finally, a hat for the rare breed of human who loves hardcore music and unlimited breadsticks with equal intensity. This black strapback masterpiece features the an iconic punk classic logo — but reimagined as golden, slightly greasy breadsticks — and "Olive Garden" in that unmistakably angry font.

It’s corporate chain rebellion. It’s gluten-fueled anarchy. It’s... deliciously aggressive.

Perfect for:
🥖 Punk rockers who pregame with salad
🥖 Italian food lovers who hate authority
🥖 People who’ve screamed “Family!” in a pit

Features:

🖤 Black strapback for a clean, anti-establishment look

🍞 4 breadsticks where the bars should be (100% carb-loaded)

🎸 "Olive Garden" in the angriest possible typeface

🫒 Regret sold separately

Wear it to shows, wear it to dinner, wear it while staging a one-person protest about bottomless soup policy. This hat makes a statement, and that statement is:
“I want chaos with a side of Alfredo.”

Bread. Not dead.