Burn Bridges Keychain

2” x 2” Metal | Functional. Philosophical. Flammable (emotionally).

Keys? Check.
Skeleton hand holding the flaming globe of your past mistakes? Also check.

This 2" x 2" metal keychain is the perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever said, “No, I won’t be the bigger person — I’ll be the arsonist.”

Featuring:
☠️ A skeleton hand like the ghost of your last bad decision
🌍 A burning Earth — because why burn one bridge when you can torch the whole planet?
🔥 The beautifully passive-aggressive phrase:
“Let the bridges we burn light your way.”
(it’s called emotional growth... or something)

Made of durable metal so it won’t melt — even if your ex sees it and bursts into flames.
Perfect for:
🗝️ Keys, obviously
🖤 Bags, jackets, and emotional baggage
😌 Letting people know you don’t just hold grudges — you gift wrap them in fire

This keychain doesn’t unlock doors. It slams them. Then walks away in slow motion.

Because closure is for quitters.