Camacho Sure 2028 Bumper Sticker

8.5" x 2.6" | Matte Finish | Sponsored by Electrolytes™

Tired of politicians with “plans” and “policies” and “degrees”? Us too.
Time to bring back leadership the way the Founding Fathers definitely didn’t intend.

Vote Camacho Sure 2028 — because sometimes democracy just needs a little more yelling, fireworks, and Brawndo.

This matte bumper sticker proudly declares your allegiance to:
💪 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
💦 Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
🧠 A future where the economy runs on electrolytes and shouting

Sticker Specs:
– Matte finish, just like the surface of your dehydrated brain
– 8.5” x 2.6” of unfiltered, high-octane patriotism
– Waterproof, weatherproof, and idiot-proof*

(*not FDA tested, but we’re vibing)

Slap it on your ride, your cooler, your forehead — wherever freedom needs a boost of caffeinated chaos. Perfect for campaign rallies, tailgates, monster truck shows, or just quietly weeping for society in a Walmart parking lot.

Camacho 2028: He’s got what presidents crave.