Jawbreaker Bumper Sticker

8.5” x 2.5” • Matte • Waterproof • Emotionally Available

Finally—a bumper sticker that speaks the raw, unfiltered truth. Trust is earned. People lie. Feelings fade. But you know what never lets you down? You… and that one gloriously angsty album that carried you through breakups, breakdowns, and at least two roommate betrayals.

This sticker is a loud, waterproof declaration of emotional priorities, pressed into matte vinyl and ready to stick to your bumper, guitar case, or that notebook you write poetry in but pretend is for budgeting.

Perfect for punks, poets, and anyone who's ever said, “It’s not a phase, this is who I am until the tape wears out.”