Mazel Tov Distressed hat

Description:

This is not just a hat. This is a lifestyle. A High Life, if you will — with a Hebrew twist.

Featuring the word “Mazel Tov” (that’s “congrats” in Jewish, baby) in the unmistakable style of America’s favorite champagne of beers, this hat is perfect for weddings, bar mitzvahs, backyard BBQs, and any occasion where you want to say “I celebrate you” while also saying “I might shotgun this beer.”

Color: Distressed navy — like a sea captain who’s seen things... and also likes deli food.

Closure: Velcro — easy to adjust, hard to regret.

Font: Legally distinct from Miller High Life (probably).

Attitude: Equal parts l’chaim and “let’s party.”

Throw it on and instantly become the life of the simcha — or at least the coolest uncle at the table.

Mazel Tov. You’ve peaked.