Narf & Destroy Sticker

Ever wonder what would happen if a wide-eyed lab rat got ahold of a Germs record, a glue stick, and a leather jacket? No? Well, too bad — it happened. And now it’s a sticker.

This 3” x 3” waterproof banger features a deranged little punk rodent channeling Darby Crash energy so hard, it might ignite your water bottle. Spiked hair, safety pin, full existential crisis in his eyes — it’s a tribute to punk legends, cartoon absurdity, and bad decisions made in basements.

🧼 Perfect for:

• Your crusty guitar case

• Gas station bathroom mirrors

• Telling the world “I like chaos, but cute”

• People who say “Narf” unironically

💥 Specs:

• Waterproof + weatherproof + existentially waterproof

• 3” x 3” – sized to fit between your Germs patch and bad ideas

• Printed on thick, durable vinyl that won’t bail mid-set

Stick it. Shred it. Stare into its eyes and question your life choices.
"Narf & Destroy" — because anarchy looks better in eyeliner.