Out of Office Sticker

Size: 2.9" x 3.5" | Weatherproof | Grimly hilarious

Finally, an auto-reply that gets straight to the point.

This glossy vinyl sticker features a gravestone that simply reads: “Out of Office.” Because sometimes, you’re not just unavailable—you’re spiritually unreachable. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, office doors, or any surface that deserves a dramatic exit.

Whether you're avoiding emails, escaping capitalism, or just taking a long nap with zero intent of returning, this sticker’s your ultimate status update.

🕶️ Glossy finish – because even death deserves a little shine
🌧️ Weatherproof – sticks around longer than your last job
📏 2.9" x 3.5" – perfectly sized for passive-aggressive messaging

Slap it on. Clock out. Ascend.