Shoot Film Not People

Tired of society glorifying the wrong kind of shooting? Let this rebellious little 35mm film roll set things straight—armed to the sprockets with a toy gun and a whole lot of sass, it's here to expose the truth: art is the only thing that should be shot.

This quirky 8" x 10" print features our heroic roll of film looking like it just walked out of a spaghetti western… if the director had a darkroom instead of a budget. It’s printed on fine art paper using hot press techniques, giving it a smooth, velvety finish that says, “I’m classy and I have jokes.”

💥 Perfect for:

Photographers with a dark sense of humor

Film geeks, pun lovers, and pacifists with impeccable taste

That empty wall in your studio that screams “develop me!”

📸 Archival quality, ready to frame, and guaranteed to make people do a double-take (and then laugh).

Get yours before this roll runs out of frames—and remember: aim for the aperture, not the artery.