Smile Life is Meaningless Keychain

😄 Your keys are lost, your will to live is questionable, but hey—at least you’ve got this keychain!

Introducing the tiny square of existential dread you didn’t know you needed: a 2” x 2” keychain that cheerfully whispers “Smile, life is meaningless”—complete with a smiling face that definitely knows you cried in your car yesterday.

Made from durable material and attached to a sturdy metal chain, this keychain is built to survive the chaos that is your life. Unlike your plans, it won’t fall apart.

Perfect for:

• Holding the keys to your apartment, which is mostly just plants and anxiety

• Reminding you to laugh at the void, even when you're unlocking it

• Giving as a gift to friends who are also spiraling—but in a cute, relatable way

• Proving that you have both taste and emotional damage

Minimal size. Maximum existential vibe. Clip it to your keys, bag, or soul.

Smile. Or don’t. It’s all the same in the end.