Smiley Sticker

🔪😄 He's smiling… but also definitely not okay.

Is it a sticker? Is it a cry for help? Is it art? Yes.

Meet your new favorite emotional support sticker: a bold 2.4” x 3.8” glossy masterpiece featuring a classic yellow smiley face—with a knife straight through its eye. Edgy? Absolutely. Disturbing? A little. Relatable? Oh, 100%.

Stick it on:

• Your laptop (to warn your coworkers you’re one bad email away)

• Your water bottle (hydration and emotional damage)

• Your phone case (so strangers know you’re not to be trifled with)

• Your therapist’s notebook (probably don’t, but also… maybe)

Made with high-quality vinyl and way too many feelings, this sticker is water-resistant, weatherproof, and emotionally unstable—just like you!

Caution: Sticker may stab your soul with a sharp dose of dark humor. Handle with irony.