These colors don't run Bumper Sticker

This ain’t just a bumper sticker—it’s a statement, a lifestyle, and possibly a medical warning.

Measuring 8.6” x 2.5” of matte, waterproof glory, this patriotic masterpiece features a bold twist on the stars and stripes: the majestic Baja Blast color woven into Old Glory like the Founding Fathers definitely would have wanted (if they had taste buds for tropical citrus).

Highlights:

• Waterproof? Of course. Just like your eyes during the national anthem at Taco Bell.

• Matte finish, but the pride is glossy.

• Says “I love my country, and I’d chug it too.”

Stick it on your truck, cooler, laptop, or emotional baggage. Perfect for soda fanatics, freedom enthusiasts, and anyone who thinks the 4 food groups are red, white, blue, and whatever color Baja Blast is.