Welcome to the 8.5" x 5.5" glossy-covered masterpiece that asks the question: "What if your weirdest doodles came to life, but like… in a fun way?"
Inside this 80 lb paper wonderland of chaos, you’ll find:
Skulls (some friendly, some judgmental)
Spider webs (decorative, not sticky)
A ghost playing guitar (his band’s called The Boo Fighters)
A snake in a cowboy hat (named him “Hissin’ McGraw,” you’re welcome)
A slice of pizza with a KNIFE in it (drama)
And so much more unhinged nonsense, ready for your crayons, markers, or existential crisis.
Why it slaps:
Glossy cover for max shelf appeal & minor flexing
Thick 80 lb pages that can handle your wildest color combos
Fits in your bag, backpack, or glove compartment for emergency weirdness
Perfect for grown-up goths, spooky kiddos, tattoo flash fanatics, and anyone who’s ever looked at a ghost with a Les Paul and said, “Yes. This is art.”
Color outside the lines. Nothing in here makes sense anyway.
